Four Jamaicans were sitting around a campfire near the beach.
They were all "philosophising" on what was the fastest thing in the world.
Seymour said, "I tink de fassess ting in the world is a "thought", because
before you can tink of it, it already thought."
Mildred said, "No man, the fassest ting in the worl' is a "blink", because
before you can tink to blink,you dun blink already."
Lucy said, "No, no, the fassess ting in the world is helectricity, because
when you turn on de light switch, de 'lectric travel farss-farss and the
light com on before you done know it."
Leroy said, "All ah-onoo wrong!! The fastest ting in the whole worl' is
Everyone sey, "Diarrhea?"
Leroy said, "Yes man, cause las' night, ev'n before I could tink, blink, or
turn on de light dem, I done shit up meh self." !!!!